Before I begin this story I should tell you three things:
1. I don't usually drink. Perhaps maybe 2 or 3 times a year I will. But that's it.
2. Hubby's away for work for four months. He's back for most weekends... but for the most part I'm single parenting it.
3. Lacey's favourite food is avocado. Loves it. Big time.
Let's start at number 1. I don't drink often. We rarely have wine in the house, and I've never really seen the attraction of ending the day or week with a glass of chilled wine... until this week. Single parenting and working full-time from home is... hard.
When my cousin texted and asked us over for dinner... I jumped at the chance. Not having to cook? Tick. Having someone else to entertain the toddler? Tick. Tick. Tick. And when she asked if I wanted to partake in a glass of wine before heading out to dinner... I couldn't text back fast enough {it doesn't help that I can't use my phone still}. Yes!
So we all {Ma, Sis, Lacey & I} headed over the bridge in peak hour traffic for wine, dinner and good company.
We started with champers and moved onto wine over dinner. We were in a happy mood by the time we arrived at Japanese.
And now let's move onto number 3. Lacey loves avocado. Lacey also loves sushi. Combine the two... and you've got toddler heaven. I ordered her sushi straight up as the night was getting late and I was sure that she was hungry.
The waitress brought the sushi to the table and as she did I noticed a huge glob of wasabi on the side {oh yes, you can see where this is going} and my mama intuition told me to take it off the plate. The wine told me that it'd be fine.
I feed Lacey {who is in my arms} the first piece of sushi and then began to get distracted with chatting, and sipping and chatting.
The next part happens in slow motion. I see the waitress approach the table with a look of horror on her face, she slowly raises her arm and points at Lacey, yelling, "Waaaasssssaaaaabbbiiiiiii!"
And I freak out.
Lacey has put a tablespoon or so of wasabi in her mouth. I scoop. I scream. I wipe. I yell.
"Give her a drink!" yells the waitress pointing to the water.
I've watched enough Footy Show, Big Brother & Jackass to know that water makes the heat worse.
"I need milk!" I yell back, "Do you have milk?"
The waitress shakes her head with a look of horror still on her face. My cousin grabs her purse and bolts off to find the closest milk-selling-place. And I continue freaking out, wiping Lacey's mouth out and... well, freaking out.
Lacey is in my arms screaming from a mixture of the wasabi and my freaking out.
Eventually we both stop freaking out. Milk is consumed and the wasabi incident is over.
And we laugh.
I knew a day would come that Lacey would eat something that she shouldn't as a toddler. We all have. My brother ate snails. I ate dog poop. And Lacey ate wasabi.
So share, what did you eat as a toddler that you shouldn't have?