You know when you have those lovely days when the Universe really looks after you. Your stars are aligned. Venus is in your rising moon. Birds chirp in your very presence. The sun shines down gently on you all day long. Everything is wonderful and cheery.
Yesterday was
not one of those days for me.
At all.
The morning was crap. I won't go into details, but I'll start with mid-afternoon. Yes, let's start with mid-afternoon, shall we?
I was getting out of the car. My bag strap caught around my leg so I half tripped. My phone fell to the ground and fell apart. I picked it up. It had turned off, so I tried to turn it on. Nope. No love. Phone: broken.
My phone is only newish. I only just started on a plan. So getting a new phone is out of the question.
Something must have been funny with my lunch. I was feeling like I could vomit any moment and had a headache that even a few panadol wouldn't budge. It was constant and disgusting. Delightful.
Straight after work I had an appointment to get my hair done. I had exactly enough time to drive from work to there and be just on time. As I drove up the road from work. My petrol light goes on. I make a quick detour to get petrol.
Of course, it's not that simple. The big petrol truck is in refilling the bowsers. So I had to wait a moment. So wait I did.
I quickly left from there and up to the hairdressers with no time to spare. I was trying a new hairdresser because I'm trying to be thrifty and I had a gift voucher. The salon is an expensive, well known one. I thought I would be in good hands.
So I get into the hairdressers and sit down. Now, I hate hairdressers for the mirror factor as it is, but this one. This one was delightful {insert sarcastic tone}. There wasn't a bench or anything between me and the mirror. Just me, sitting in a chair, in front of a full length mirror. Delightful.
So I sit and consult with my new hairdresser Vincie. He basically decides what he is going to do with my hair, because it's current state was too yellow and he wanted to fix it up.
Halfway through doing my hair I realise that the price that I got over the phone, probably isn't going to be the price that I pay Vincie. He's doing some extra stuff up there. So I ask politely:
How much is this going to be?The new price is $130
over what I was told on the phone. Darn it. I scrap the cut and the blowdry. Even more delightful.
So Vincie wants to converse. My head is pounding, my stomach is churning. Converse is that last thing on my to-do list. I bury my head in my magazine and try to look as disinterested as possible.
Vincie:
What do you do for work?Me:
I'm a Nanny and a Mum.Vincie:
You watch lots of daytime TV then. Smirk
.Me:
No. I don't. (What the heck does he think Nannies do?)
Vincie:
Lots of people have Nannies around here. I think that if you have children you should look after them yourself, not pay other people to do it for you. Rant. Rant. Rant. Rant. Rant.I was completely insulted. I hear this stupid rant often. I have my own little rant in return that I give out, and it's good. Really good. I couldn't be bothered to give him what for though. My head hurt. I didn't want to talk. So I just looked and him and half smiled a fake smile.
He didn't get the point though, and he kept pushing it. And pushing it. I wasn't buying into it. Keep insulting me Vincie, I thought. Good work.
I think he knew that he had lost me. In that moment I knew I wasn't coming back to that salon again. So he decided to throw in a compliment:
You know who you look like? Alison Sweeney from Days of Our Lives.I had no idea who he meant. I just smiled and said an awkward thank you. Not sure if it was a compliment or not. Later I googled her, and this is who she is below.

Anyways. My hair was done. And it was U-G-L-Y. Think Big Bird yellow. I wanted to cry there and then. But I didn't. Instead when he asked: Do you like the colour? I had a case of verbal diarrhoea.
Usually I'm from the school of keep quiet and then come home and whinge, but yesterday was different. I don't like it, I said. I hate it. I hate the colour. It's yellow. And wrong.
Don't forget these lights throw gold, said Vincie.
Throw gold? I thought. I'll throw something at you in a minute. My hair is ruined.
I couldn't bear to be there a moment longer. The colour was and is beyond disgusting. I quickly threw it back in a ponytail and headed for the desk to pay.
Vincie said nothing more. Took my money and refused to converse any longer.
I walked as fast as my legs would take me to the car. I didn't want any of the shoppers staring at my ugly hair.
I got to the car and headed for the exit. I couldn't find my ticket. Parking is free if you enter after five, so I wouldn't have had to pay... if I had my ticket.
I search high and low. No ticket.
So I have to go back, find a parking spot and then head to the machine.
I press the lost ticket button and pay FORTY FREAKING DOLLARS and wait for my new ticket to be printed.
Nope. The printer didn't work.
So I press the intercom button. The loud voice booms over, drawing more unwanted attention to me.
Tell me your name and your registration, it says.
So I do. And then he asks me to spell it. SLOWLY. So I do.
And then I run to my car. And I cry.
I get to the exit and the boom gate is open. Which means I could have just driven through without paying the $40, if I hadn't paid it already.
And then I get home. Fall into Hubby's arms and cry big, fat ugly tears. He assures me my hair is fine. I tell him it's not. It's ugly and it's yellow. I have never had such a bad colour. I don't do beanies, but I'm seriously considering it. I don't want to go outside with hair like this.
If I put it into perspective, the day isn't so bad. People are doing a lot worse than me. It just felt like it was steamrolling from one thing to another. It felt a little out of control.
I think the thing that started the steamroll was that I decided to give up breastfeeding on Wednesday. I have a huge case of Mother Guilt that won't budge. My breasts are so full and painful. A nice, constant (and painful) little reminder of the decision that I made.
What I like about bad days is that they end. New days are full of hope and opportunity as the sun rises.
May this day be a better one. xx